Missed Connections

Each week Houstonist checks out Missed Connections on Craiglist. Here's a few that we found interesting.

In the Kroger parking lot - w4m - 28 (Houston)

You held a gun to my face and stole my purse, but I think we had a spark anyway. I'll know it's you if you tell me how much cash I had.

$26.13 and a couple of maxed out charge cards.

This mornings interview - m4w (Galleria)

I couldn't stop staring at your boobs when you were in my office cause they were really out there...lol..I think you caught me looking. Sorry if i weirded you out...

She should not have worn that outfit to an interview. So, fret not. Ladies, if you put them on display, then guys are going look. So don't freak out when you catch us eyeballing your hooters. Dudes, try not to stare so long that your wings get cold. And, no, just cuz she's showing them off does not mean she wants you to put hot sauce on them and lick it off. If she applies the hot sauce, then that's a whole 'nother story.

There are actually gays in cinco ranch? - m4m

There are gays in this god fearing conservative "untainted" part of Katy?

Sir, there's probably a lot going on with taints out in Katy whether or not gay folks are out there in the sticks.

RE: Gays in Cinco Ranch - 99 (Katy)

Yes there are gays in Cinco Ranch...wanna blow job?

Sure. Is your sister back in town?

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