Each week Houstonist checks out Missed Connections on Craiglist. Here's a few that we found interesting.
YOUR FRIEND DROVE INTO A DITCH WHILE PICKING UP A TREADMILL- m4w - 37 (Town and country)
Hope you guys made it home ok but I enjoyed meeting you and never got your name.Hope you are single more importantly I hope you were interested in me as well.I was the taller guy that lived next door.Tell me about that experience so I know it ids you.Holy shit! And people give us shit cuz we text/pass out while driving.
buckees (exit 632)
Did you pick up things on the list?Honey, we got everything on the list. Peanut brittle? Check. Fig preserves? Check. Condoms? Check.
Please tell me you didn't buy anything battery operated there!!
But, do please tell me you got me some beef jerky and a truckers hat.
If you have a Waylon Jennings CD that cost UNDER $3.99
I will know you really like me!!
You Passed Gas While Dancin At Chayn's - m4w (Houston)
The smell actually turned me on. Would love to see you again...Cool. Tell us what we had for dinner, and we'll think about it.
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hey T. I really wanted to take ur pants off - m4m (Midtown Heights)
T.. I wanted to take your pants off today when you stop by the house and get on my knees. Email me if you wanted the same. I know you are married but it could be our secret!!If we'd have known it was gonna be that kinda party, we would have brought some mashed potatoes.
Study.
You set my soul on fire - m4w - 23 (Houston, TX)
I saw you eating at The Woodlands mall, (yes the one in texas) and that philly cheesesteak sandwich that you took a bite of which burned your mouth was incredibly adorable.Ooo! Ooo! Tell the Philly how supple her onions are, how tender her beef is and how you long to squeeze the succulent juices from her buns before you take her on the table.
I was going up the escalator at the same time and I froze with passion. The way you looked up at me while you were clutching your mouth in pain has been burned into the very recesses of my soul for eternity.
Find me, my love and we can reignite the cinders that are slowly fading away as the days pass without each other with our combined unparalleled passion.
The days will never stay be as sweet without you by my side.Or we can just F*U*C*K*.
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