Hmm... she painted her office pink and added pink chairs. What's next, Professor Umbridge - some little decorative plates with kittens painted on them? ...

But... But... where will I get quick, tasty Chinese food to take with me to the Maple Leaf Pub? It's bad enough there's no more Late Nite Pie. Now there is no more Ming's? Travesty!...

So he had a kilo of coke in the air bag compartment... here's my question: did he just remove the air-bag, or the whole propulsion mechanism? I'd hate to tap the car in front of me, have my air bag co...

The solution: always take the blue line. The Green line will have those who -know- they'll be slow. And the black diamond will be packed with impatient assholes (and the occasional decent traveller). ...

AWESOME Headline picture. Also, you've given me reason number 11 why I don't want to get my nipples pierced. ...

"His lawyer callls it "another attempt to demonize him" and says the information would prejudice the jury." I'm going to go with the fact that the jurt is already prejudiced - because he microwaved. ...

This is going to be SUCH an amazing reading. ...

Is it just me... or is that picture a little... Georgia O'Keefe-esque?...

If you need an objective otsider to help you on your quest for the best margarita, give me a call! I'll take one for the team!...

From the Springer-tastic link: "If I could I would walk up to you tell you I am sorry you don't know how lovely you are. I had to find you tell you I need you and that I set you apart, you don't kno...

*drool* Empire Cafe?...

Nathan - I don't know about last winter, but certainly in 2005 we had a white Christmas (eve). I took about 2 hours of video because I was so shocked it could snow in Houston. ...

Do you think Ellen will cry for him?...

"When the Houston SPCA put 30 seized Yorkies up for adoption, the response was amazing: Some 300 people went for the 29 dogs" What was wrong with the 30th puppy?! Did the 300 people not want him?...

I've been in Duncan hall hundreds of times... and somehow I missed it being THAT colorful. Oh those Rice engingeers. ...

The picture with the delicious frosting swirl and the festive sprinkles is making me crave cupcakes hardcore. ...

But Todd Graham IS a douchebag! No harm in stating fact....

Late Nite Pie, on Elgin. Here pie = pizza. ...

"Head over to Rudyards (2010 Waugh) at 9pm for their Comedy Werkshop at 7pm." When you get there at 9pm do they sling you back in time to 7pm? 'Cause that's awesome!...

Don't forget Rice's win over UTEP. ...