Rob Hays

Southern Star Pale Ale. Best Texas beer by a long shot, and perfect for awkward conversations....

1. Regardless of the truthfulness of the claims that have been made about you, how would you go about restoring fans' trust in you? 2. How do you plan on fulfilling your personal services contract wit...

Mac and cheese is the definition of comfort food. When are we doing a Houstonist mac and cheese cookoff?...

Note to self: The Woodlands police are verrrrrry tricky....

"I froze on the escalator, but somehow I was still moving upward to you"...

Whoa. Was the camera drunk too? One of the other ironies of this situation is that it's Walter's on Washington that's gotten the bad press (tasering, "noise pollution", etc.) for drawing down proper...

Diapers for yourself or the dog?...

Gah! Google failed me on the spelling. Besides, isn't he a "football" player?...

Yeah, and I know just the little place they can go, too... You mean Bronx Bar? I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy....

I live a couple blocks from DG, and driving past there over the past six weeks was like a cruel game of roulette: are they open or not? Some days, the sign would be fully lit and there were signs of ...

Apparently, no one has ever spent time in the blight-free oases that are the large cities of the Northeast or the West Coast. Oh wait. Having run-down areas is part and parcel of living in a city th...

Bea Arthur and C-3PO? Hells yes....

I blame this on the demise of Fat Cat's/Mary Janes. But then again, I blame global warming on the demise of that beloved dive. Shake them haters off, Amol!...

...a side of fries, smothered in gravy, topped with cheese and bacon bits....

Good Time, indeed!...