Crystal Jackson

My crush on John Taylor remains firmly intact....

Let me second the George Saunders recommendation. My favorite is "In Persuasion Nation." And, of course, Vonnegut. But everybody loves Vonnegut....

Seriously ridiculous is always preferable to ridiculously serious. I'm with you on that....

Hey coog78 - I was making fun of Austin by suggesting that everyone would be doing performance art at the grocery store. It was intended to be a ridiculous statement. Lighten up a bit....

Hhmmmmm...in all my years of shopping at disco Kroger, I have yet to see seven or so choreographed dancers do a routine to music that the rest of us can hear. Perhaps I always go on the wrong day. I...

Seriously - what is wrong with the majority of the people in that grocery store? Why did they pretend like that wasn't happening? I mean, it's fine if you don't think it's funny or don't dig performan...

Another case of people moving into a neighborhood because they read somewhere it was the place to live and then doing everything they can to make it just like the place they came from. Boring. Yes, ...

Please support this event. It is a rare, wonderful thing to see a coalition of Houston theatres involved in a project such as this. Plus, it's FREE and followed by a reception (reception = free wine,...

This was an IMAGINED interview, as stated in the opening paragraph. But, yes, he might be retarded. Retarded like a fox....

the rain in spain...

"maybe they're trying to lure the Bic corporate headquarters here, in which case this is a stroke of genius." Let's hope the plan doesn't change from Bic to Trojan headquarters. ...

I don't think it's an "out" ANONYMOUS guest. Just a reminder that we all do this out of a love for Houston/a need for the grand celebrity that comes with writing for Houstonist....

Damn, I'm sorry I missed it. Doodoo brown is one of my colors....

Isn't this like declaring someone a virgin AFTER the prom?...

Steve Miller still goes on tour?...