Jim Parsons

Alternate version: Awkward conversations, eh? Hays, have I ever told you that you sure have a pretty mouth?...

Awkward conversations, eh? Hays, you should know better than anyone....

I got a 95. Woohoo!...

That's actually one of my favorite monuments in Glenwood — totally different from most anything else in the cemetery....

What, Villaraigosa is too good for Frenchy's? Bah!...

You have just violated the first rule of #PunchYouInTheFace Camp....

Are you going to sprinkle the hot stuff on the outside of the crawfish?...

Seriously? It's amazing to me that (a) there are so many super-odd lists out there and (b) Houston keeps landing on them. ...

Maybe the author of the flyer hates the jaunty Jim Dandy chicken sign on the front of the restaurant. ...

Isn't that fellow on the right in the photo our own Mark Rudkin? ...

Yeah, flash mobs and locals can be an uneasy mix. Again, though, there were no surprises on this crawl — and most of the locals I saw seemed to abide pretty well (especially the woman passed out on th...

LL, this is still very much the case. Weingarten has already demolished half the original part of the center, as you probably know, and is replacing it with a two-story retail thing with a giant Barne...

I would rather not look at anyone in scrubs unless they're performing surgery on me (in which case I hope I would be knocked out). Unfortunately, the RO women I'm talking about are the ones neither of...

matthou, drop me a line at jim@houstonist.com and let's discuss this. If there was a bar owner who felt caught off-guard enough by the crowd that he/she asked you to let us know, then we definitely wa...

It was obvious the organizer didn't call anyone. Actually, we did call ahead to every stop on the crawl — they all knew we were coming (and about how big the group would be), but unfortunately, that ...