Mary Jane

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• Posted Houstonist Bartender: Salty Dog to Houstonist
  Oddly enough, the winter is when our citrus ripens, we find that we get more fruit than we can say grace over each year. So, we pawn it off on friends and juice what we have room to freeze, then we either eat the rest - or make fresh juice. You know, now that we think on it - our growing season is all off-kilter from our consuming season. Okra peaks in the summer, but,...
• Posted Missed Connections: Gefilte Fish...and "Chain Connections" to Houstonist
  Each week Houstonist checks out Missed Connections on Craiglist. Here's a few that we found interesting. Gefiltefish Kosher Salted Pfenig up the bream schmaltzy sheath, painted eyelids sequins on stilettos Pink-slicked blips stealthy slips ‘thout a hitch acorns on stilettos Tottering aubles, Odette waters her mien And conversation rises from douche to ditch while the gazetteer holds his pee he is so hypnotized by stilettos… Ev’ning in the geisha house fishtale in his powder...
• Posted Steaks Followed by Showers of Meteors Tonight to Houstonist
  Tonight is steak night at Griff's - Houston's Oldest Sports Bar!! What a bargain - a 16 oz ribeye, a baked potato(e) and a pint of domestic beer for $12. Big meat, little money - plus beer. Dinner awaits you, Houston. Following your steak night special, take a power nap to prepare for the Leonid meteor shower. Prime viewing should begin around midnight and continue until dawn. This year, we understand the display will be...
• Posted Alliance for Lupus Research Walk: Tomorrow 9:00 a.m. to Houstonist
  We know, this is late notice for a walk - however, we felt compelled to get the word out, as it's come to our attention that a walk to raise money to cure a chronic disease or at least find new treatment in the fourth largest city in our nation has raised less than half of it's fund-raising goal. How much is that goal? A million dollars? Half a million dollars? Nope, one hundred thousand...
• Posted Missed Connections: Relationships 101 to Houstonist
  Each week Houstonist checks out Missed Connections on Craiglist. Here's a few that we found interesting. RE: seeking something that doesnt exist. - w4m - 27 - w4m That's how life works... You don't give a fuck about the guys that care about you, and the ones you care about, don't give a fuck about you. Don't feel offended by the words. That is just reality. As a guy I can tell you that...