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Heading out this afternoon for a bit of burglary and a cocktail? Learn from the mistakes of others and leave the alligator in the road. William Johnson couldn't seem to pass up the thought of being the only one on his block to have a real live reptile and a hot wide screen T.V. Actually, Johnson had two reptiles in the car if you count the water moccasin. Houstonist can only wonder how he was planning to text and drive with animals riding shot gun. Move over, Bobby Boucher. The Chron reports that the police chief chalked it up to "Just a typical day in Brazoria." more ›