Each week Houstonist checks out the Missed Connections on Craiglist. Here's a few that we found interesting. You were talking to a squirrel - m4w - 22 ...and I made some smartass comment. Just wanted to let you know that I wasn't trying to be a jerk. Sometimes those squirrels need to be told who's the boss. You probably won't ever see this, but if you do, let me know where it happened so......

Each week Houstonist checks out the Missed Connections on Craiglist. Here's a few that we found interesting. At The Funeral Home, Working A Visitation - m4w - 42 (Pasadena Blvd.) You were tall, blonde,sexy, and wore Coach shoes. We talked for awhile. I was the tall, black guy, 6'4. You said you would like to talk with me further, have a drink or two, and invited me back afterward, mentioning that the gates would......

Each week Houstonist checks out the Missed Connections on Craiglist. Here's a thread that we found interesting. While He Traveled To Visit His Sick Mother - w4m - 35 (Pasadena Blvd) Those times he went away to Paducah to visit his family were life-changing times for me. I lived with him in Midtown then. Now, I know that some would frown upon the fact that I had you over in his home and in......

Missed Connections is a plethora of behavioral and grammatical car accidents. But, who are we to say that folks should not be seeking out some sexual chocolate, a man whore or other shimmering holes. Whatever. Everybody's gotta be somewhere. By the way, come to the crawfish boil if you're looking for guys and gals from Volcano. Dick... East Beach Galveston - m4m - 60 Does anyone know what became of Dick, who drove a......

Each week Houstonist checks out the Missed Connections on Craiglist. Here's a few that we found interesting. You helped me with my eye contacts - m4w - 28 (Kingwood) You helped me with my eye contacts today a little after 9am, I saw a ring on your finger so I didn't go for it. Tell me what I had on my upper lip,so I know its you. If you ever would like to get......

Each week Houstonist checks out the Missed Connections on Craiglist. Here's a few that we found interesting. Found your phone number... - 36 (west airport) Found your phone number on the bathroom wall at the shell gas station on the corner of telephone/I-45. We conversed back and forth, and planned to meet at IHOP. I waited all day. I miss hearing your voice, i picture you doing that to me. Please call me back.......

Each week Houstonist checks out the Missed Connections on Craiglist. Here's a few that we found interesting. Rock, Paper, Scissors, anyone? - w4m - 38 (Houston) I'm getting tired of people asking me why I'm still single. Really? What kind of question is that? I've actually been quite happy living the single life and I'm not in a tremendous rush to be in a serious relationship. It would just be nice to sometimes have......

Every so often a Missed Connection comes along that sparks an explosion of responses on Craigslist. The is one of those so oftens. Enjoy. You were not strong enough to be my man - w4m (nun-ya) Sorry -but... i have guy friends Sorry- but ...i have a nice body Sorry- but... men hit on me daily Sorry that you could not handle it! Build a bridge and get over it! RE: You were not......

Do you share dating stories with your friends as if they were glorious war stories? Have you ever pulled a Lloyd Dobler for your Diane Court? If so, then read on. Native Texan author Lisa Landolt will be at Katy Budget Books this evening from 5:00 p.m. to 7:00 p.m. for a book signing to promote her newest book, Good Man Hunting. Wine and cheese will be provided for all attendees. And even better than......

Lots of crazy people in the Missed Connections universe this week. Hotties are paging Dr. McDreamy. Bleeding heart poets pour out their souls while young trouser snakes are cougar stalking in Katy. Chinese cuisine lovers beware. A "BBW" is in the mood for some afternoon delight times two. On the Job - w4m - 18 (SE Houston) You came into the place where I work today. You sat in the back for a while.......

Each week Houstonist checks out the Missed Connections on Craiglist. We used to be baffled by your inability to express yourselves to your MCs but readiness to express yourselves to the world via an international Internet site - your words, not ours. Speaking of "your words," many of you seem to have steamer trunks full of flowing prose. Examples of MC novellas follow our MC crafted from your words. Crazy Sexy Cool Hello, Cougar,......

Each week Houstonist checks out the Missed Connections on Craiglist. Here's a few that we found interesting. chofer venezolano caliente - m4m - 40 (houston) hola guapo, me encanto nuestro ultimo encuentro. me gustaria sentir de nuevo tu crema ejeculando de tu verga. mwm discretoUsted es repugnante. hot korean cowboy - m4m - 38 (Humble) Dude, it's been a while, but I've been thinking about you. I've moved away from houston but wondered if......

Each week Houstonist checks out the Missed Connections on Craiglist. Here's a few that we found interesting. my best friend - m4w in love with one of my best friends. She recently ended things with her cheating boyfriend. how do i tell her my feelings without ruining our friendship? Does she see me that way, or sees me like her brother? i always told her she deserves better, can i make her truely happy?......

It's baseball season. Looks like the Houston area MCs are off to a better start than the Astros as pitchers and catchers reported for duty. Speaking of balls, bowlers seemed to be striking out with the pins and each other. Perhaps they needed some hot Luby? Our Alverne Chapel Rendevous The purple lights at altar, Eucharist atop tabernacle, your elbow elbowed mine as we knelt with moving lips; the Eucharist turned into a moon......

Here's what we learned on Missed Connections this week. Private dancers are in demand. Chicks dig assholes. "Normal" guys like guns, but nice guys buy lunch. Weird guys love cabbage. And, not everyone likes speeding on The Loop. Liars. hot Hillary delegate - m4w - 27 You were the smoking hot girl in the Hillary gear at our convention tonight. I was the handsome, well-dressed Obama delegate who kept checking you out. You left......

Houstonist learned a lot this week on Craigslist's Missed Connections. Did you know the following? Gay men with no style aren't supposed to have naughty thoughts about baby daddys, but cliches ain't so bad. Birds of a feather flock together so don't break up. It's too hard to get over. Just hook up with the grocery sacker instead. your birthday is 5-17-79 - w4m - 22 my exhusband, i left you four years ago......

There's a first time for everything on Missed Connections like lap dances and ABS encounters. There's also the run of the mill rendezvouses being sought. A chicken lover wants to cluck. Nerds want nerds. Reading over 200 posts gave us a migraine. Anyone know a drunk, BBQ loving drug dealer? Any cops out there wanna hook a brother up? Looking for Brainy Smurf... - m4m - 35 Saw you last night at JR's and......

Each week Houstonist checks out the Missed Connections on Craiglist. Here's a few that we found interesting. help! just dyin to find the lady that hit me and left - 24 Hey here is hoping anybody out there can help. I was biking home last saturday when a woman hit me from behind and knocked me of my bike into the street. She asked if I was okay and I said no but to......

Missed Connections was pretty interesting this week. Brittany is missing again. And, forget Jenny. Some dude has Amanda's number. Oh, Mark Marco needs a date. JEREMIAS from Brazil - French Bulldogs breader - m4m Hi there! I would like to ask you if any of you guys have a contact information for Jeremias. He is originaly from Brazil and living in Houston he was selling high quality French Bulldogs bread in Brazil. My cell......

Missed Connections really does have it all: creeps, midgets and hamsters. Here's a few more MCs that we found interesting. Whole Foods checker - w4m OK, I'm on the rebound, But you, sir, are ADORABLE. I wish to leave smooches all over you! Alas, you said you were busy tonight. Who doesn't want to share a bottle of wine me? I mean, if I were a dude, I'd do me. That leads me to......

Happy VD, Houston! Don't miss your opportunity to take advantage of hooking up with the lonely single chick or dude sitting across from you on the bus. Here's a few Missed Connections that we found interesting besides the salad tosser, twisted animals, suckers and a chick who likes dudes that smell like fish. Texaco Express Lube With Toy Poodle - m4w - 36 You were in waiting area, with your toy poodle. The poodle......

Each week Houstonist checks out the Missed Connections on Craiglist. Here's a few that we found interesting. HGHD to my MC - m4w I'm ready to move to Lake Charles.Don't be stupid. You should call our therapist before you make any rash decisions. Blond Pregnant Girl at MonsterTrucks saturday! - m4w - 21 Hey, I believe I know you.. Your blond, light brown hair'd self. Email me back!!Just to be clear, she was already......

Never let it be written that there isn't someone for everyone out there on Missed Connections. This week we found thespians, lesbians, a wife beater wearer, truck drivers [isn't that redundant?], music nerds, airline pilots, dumb guys, dirty guys, a dirt bag and teases - duh. Do you work for Coke? - 39 Please I need your help, I am looking for someone who works for coke. PLease message me.You mean besides strippers? Not......

Houstonist found this week's crop of Missed Connections sweet & torid but relatively dull until we found the Springer-tastic posts listed below. Looking for ROBIN - m4w - 52 Robin, we dated in 1991/1992 and then lost track of each other. You are from New Orleans, worked at the VA hospital and lived on South Main. I was living in Pasadena and worked at the Transco tower. We met at an Olive Garden because......

Each week Houstonist checks out the Missed Connections on Craiglist. Here's a few that we found interesting. Dating at work - m4w You moved from the 4th to the 5th floor before I got up the nerve to casually drop by and ask you to lunch. Now if I stopped by it would just be to obvious to your co-workers. I have never worked at a place where I was interested in dating a......

What up, Houston? Houstonist is glad to be back in the saddle after our "long winters nap." Looks like the Missed Connections crowd didn't take too much time off for Hanukwanzmas. Plenty of folks were out ho ho hoeing around. Enjoy. J - please talk to me - w4m I meant what I wrote in that last email. I'm sorry you can't deal with someone like me. You wanted a freak... I'm freaky.. and......

This week presents us with yet another Missed Connection that rises above all others. Even classy ladies at Burger King. The post below reeks of a Sex in the City fan. We should know. We've dated a couple. The post is long but worth it. To you, super-cute guy that did not have sex with me - w4m - 24 Oh, super-cute guy. I was so thrilled when you text messaged me yesterday asking......

Every so often we're too lazy to read every MC there's a Missed Connection that stands out from the crowd. This is one of those so oftens. just a kiss... - w4m I’m a girl. (or woman, what have you) I’m in my mid 20s. I am polite, respectful, well spoken, intelligent, from a great family, and very independent But it occurred to me a few weeks ago that I can’t remember the last......

Wassail, both a noun and a verb, manages to come up in at least one conversation (or carol) each December holiday season. And yet, what the heck is it? The drink is from medieval northern Europe and used to resemble something like mulled beer. It's now more like mulled cider, wine or dry sherry. The word means "Be thou hale!" and was used as a non-Christian greeting or goodbye. Houstonist wonders if Shalom or Aloha......

Each week Houstonist checks out the Missed Connections on Craiglist. Here's a few that we found interesting. today it used to be our day, some were great and some weren't but atleast i was able to spend it with you. i'm still so lost as to what i'm supposed to do. my heart tells me never to give up. you say you love me and you wish we could be together, isn't true love......