Each week Houstonist checks out the Missed Connections on Craiglist. Here's a few that we found interesting. You were talking to a squirrel - m4w - 22 ...and I made some smartass comment. Just wanted to let you know that I wasn't trying to be a jerk. Sometimes those squirrels need to be told who's the boss. You probably won't ever see this, but if you do, let me know where it happened so......

Each week Houstonist checks out the Missed Connections on Craiglist. Here's a few that we found interesting. At The Funeral Home, Working A Visitation - m4w - 42 (Pasadena Blvd.) You were tall, blonde,sexy, and wore Coach shoes. We talked for awhile. I was the tall, black guy, 6'4. You said you would like to talk with me further, have a drink or two, and invited me back afterward, mentioning that the gates would......

Each week Houstonist checks out the Missed Connections on Craiglist. Here's a thread that we found interesting. While He Traveled To Visit His Sick Mother - w4m - 35 (Pasadena Blvd) Those times he went away to Paducah to visit his family were life-changing times for me. I lived with him in Midtown then. Now, I know that some would frown upon the fact that I had you over in his home and in......

Missed Connections is a plethora of behavioral and grammatical car accidents. But, who are we to say that folks should not be seeking out some sexual chocolate, a man whore or other shimmering holes. Whatever. Everybody's gotta be somewhere. By the way, come to the crawfish boil if you're looking for guys and gals from Volcano. Dick... East Beach Galveston - m4m - 60 Does anyone know what became of Dick, who drove a......

Each week Houstonist checks out the Missed Connections on Craiglist. Here's a few that we found interesting. You helped me with my eye contacts - m4w - 28 (Kingwood) You helped me with my eye contacts today a little after 9am, I saw a ring on your finger so I didn't go for it. Tell me what I had on my upper lip,so I know its you. If you ever would like to get......

Each week Houstonist checks out the Missed Connections on Craiglist. Here's a few that we found interesting. Found your phone number... - 36 (west airport) Found your phone number on the bathroom wall at the shell gas station on the corner of telephone/I-45. We conversed back and forth, and planned to meet at IHOP. I waited all day. I miss hearing your voice, i picture you doing that to me. Please call me back.......

Each week Houstonist checks out the Missed Connections on Craiglist. Here's a few that we found interesting. Rock, Paper, Scissors, anyone? - w4m - 38 (Houston) I'm getting tired of people asking me why I'm still single. Really? What kind of question is that? I've actually been quite happy living the single life and I'm not in a tremendous rush to be in a serious relationship. It would just be nice to sometimes have......

Every so often a Missed Connection comes along that sparks an explosion of responses on Craigslist. The is one of those so oftens. Enjoy. You were not strong enough to be my man - w4m (nun-ya) Sorry -but... i have guy friends Sorry- but ...i have a nice body Sorry- but... men hit on me daily Sorry that you could not handle it! Build a bridge and get over it! RE: You were not......

Lots of crazy people in the Missed Connections universe this week. Hotties are paging Dr. McDreamy. Bleeding heart poets pour out their souls while young trouser snakes are cougar stalking in Katy. Chinese cuisine lovers beware. A "BBW" is in the mood for some afternoon delight times two. On the Job - w4m - 18 (SE Houston) You came into the place where I work today. You sat in the back for a while.......

Each week Houstonist checks out the Missed Connections on Craiglist. We used to be baffled by your inability to express yourselves to your MCs but readiness to express yourselves to the world via an international Internet site - your words, not ours. Speaking of "your words," many of you seem to have steamer trunks full of flowing prose. Examples of MC novellas follow our MC crafted from your words. Crazy Sexy Cool Hello, Cougar,......

The infamous Texas Crawfish and Music Festival is scheduled to take place in Spring this Saturday. What goes better with crawfish than an ice cold beer? Now the tricky question is exactly what beer goes best with crawfish on a hot and muggy Saturday afternoon? After much research at Sam's Boat every Monday night for several months, Houstonist has found the answer. Blue Moon with a slice of orange to garnish. Yup - this......

Each week Houstonist checks out the Missed Connections on Craiglist. Here's a few that we found interesting. chofer venezolano caliente - m4m - 40 (houston) hola guapo, me encanto nuestro ultimo encuentro. me gustaria sentir de nuevo tu crema ejeculando de tu verga. mwm discretoUsted es repugnante. hot korean cowboy - m4m - 38 (Humble) Dude, it's been a while, but I've been thinking about you. I've moved away from houston but wondered if......

Each week Houstonist checks out the Missed Connections on Craiglist. Here's a few that we found interesting. my best friend - m4w in love with one of my best friends. She recently ended things with her cheating boyfriend. how do i tell her my feelings without ruining our friendship? Does she see me that way, or sees me like her brother? i always told her she deserves better, can i make her truely happy?......

The last time Houstonist offered up a drink recipe, we were hailing the coming of a new and warmer season. If you're like many longtime Houstonians, you've been enjoying this recent mild weather and spending as much time in the great outdoors as possible before the dreaded heat and humidity that is Summer comes rearing its ugly head around the corner. Alas, all good things must come to an end, but not like you......

It's baseball season. Looks like the Houston area MCs are off to a better start than the Astros as pitchers and catchers reported for duty. Speaking of balls, bowlers seemed to be striking out with the pins and each other. Perhaps they needed some hot Luby? Our Alverne Chapel Rendevous The purple lights at altar, Eucharist atop tabernacle, your elbow elbowed mine as we knelt with moving lips; the Eucharist turned into a moon......

Here's what we learned on Missed Connections this week. Private dancers are in demand. Chicks dig assholes. "Normal" guys like guns, but nice guys buy lunch. Weird guys love cabbage. And, not everyone likes speeding on The Loop. Liars. hot Hillary delegate - m4w - 27 You were the smoking hot girl in the Hillary gear at our convention tonight. I was the handsome, well-dressed Obama delegate who kept checking you out. You left......

Last week marked the start of the Spring season. It's time to put away the winter coats, boots, gloves, and scarves. Wait, we're in Houston, right? So, it's actually time to put away the long sleeved shirts, jeans, and to shave away that stubble from your face (or legs as the case may be) that kept you warm on those lonely brisk 60 degree evenings. Break out the cargo shorts, polo shirts, sun dresses,......

Houstonist learned a lot this week on Craigslist's Missed Connections. Did you know the following? Gay men with no style aren't supposed to have naughty thoughts about baby daddys, but cliches ain't so bad. Birds of a feather flock together so don't break up. It's too hard to get over. Just hook up with the grocery sacker instead. your birthday is 5-17-79 - w4m - 22 my exhusband, i left you four years ago......

Tomorrow is Saint Patrick's Day! To help you celebrate, we bring back a classic drink for everyone to enjoy this weekend. Whether you'll be huddled by a TV watching college basketball or celebrating with the masses in Rice Village, make sure you're throwing down Irish Car Bombs to celebrate Saint Patrick and all of his accomplishments (whatever they may be). Irish Car Bomb+ 1/2 pint Guinness stout + 1 oz. Jameson Irish Whiskey +......

There's a first time for everything on Missed Connections like lap dances and ABS encounters. There's also the run of the mill rendezvouses being sought. A chicken lover wants to cluck. Nerds want nerds. Reading over 200 posts gave us a migraine. Anyone know a drunk, BBQ loving drug dealer? Any cops out there wanna hook a brother up? Looking for Brainy Smurf... - m4m - 35 Saw you last night at JR's and......

As a public service announcement, don't forget that tomorrow night marks the beginning of Daylight Saving Time. At 2:00am on Sunday morning (late Saturday night for us party-going types), we will all be forced to set our clocks ahead by one full hour. As a result, we'll have one more hour of sunlight in the evening and one less hour in the morning. You know what this means? No more early cracks of dawn......

Each week Houstonist checks out the Missed Connections on Craiglist. Here's a few that we found interesting. help! just dyin to find the lady that hit me and left - 24 Hey here is hoping anybody out there can help. I was biking home last saturday when a woman hit me from behind and knocked me of my bike into the street. She asked if I was okay and I said no but to......

We’ve got a busy week on the concert front. Our favorite duo from New York arrives at The Meridian tomorrow night. They Might Be Giants have been making quirky alt/pop songs for grown-ups over 20 years now, and a few albums for the kids that us grown-ups enjoy, too. Wilco’s Friday night show at Verizon Wireless Theater is sold out, but if you’re willing to pay a little, you can still get your hands......

Happy Leap Day! For those that have always wondered, but never cared to ask about the purpose of leap day, please allow us to expound. Now we don't know about you, but we think that this man-made phenomenon is an occasion to drink! While out sipping away the twilight hours at a bar last night, we obtained a recipe for a "Leap Year" drink from a lovely young lady. When we asked why the......

Missed Connections was pretty interesting this week. Brittany is missing again. And, forget Jenny. Some dude has Amanda's number. Oh, Mark Marco needs a date. JEREMIAS from Brazil - French Bulldogs breader - m4m Hi there! I would like to ask you if any of you guys have a contact information for Jeremias. He is originaly from Brazil and living in Houston he was selling high quality French Bulldogs bread in Brazil. My cell......

Hello, gentle reader. We just wanted to remind you that you should plan to take the bus into downtown tomorrow in preparation to cab it home after our 2nd Annual Light Rail Pub Crawl. Our evening of casual adventure will open at 5:30 in the PM at Flying Saucer. Our friends there have reserved us some space so we'll be easy to spot. Feel free to stop by and say hi even if you......

It's the most wonderful time of the year Sure, when Andy Williams first uttered those words he may have been praising the birth of Jesus Christ. But for us, that same expression can be applied to Girl Scout cookie season! And wouldn't you know it, just this week five boxes of Thin Mints (amongst other variations) were delivered to our front door. After feverishly consuming the first box in a single sitting, we implemented......

Greetings, Houstonians. We're psyched that so many of you are excited about the upcoming LRPC. We are, too. A few of you have asked if there's anything you can send out to your buddies to encourage them to show up. Well, axe and ye shall receive. Use the email template below to spread the word. Copy, paste, adjust and send. Enjoy. What up, Your_Friend’s_Name? You got a plan for Happy Hour today? Let me......

Missed Connections really does have it all: creeps, midgets and hamsters. Here's a few more MCs that we found interesting. Whole Foods checker - w4m OK, I'm on the rebound, But you, sir, are ADORABLE. I wish to leave smooches all over you! Alas, you said you were busy tonight. Who doesn't want to share a bottle of wine me? I mean, if I were a dude, I'd do me. That leads me to......

Tonight, catch Grammy award-winning R&B vocalist, singer/songwriter Jill Scott at Verizon Wireless. Frequent visitor Bob Schneider makes his trip from Austin a little bit shorter tomorrow by playing at the Cypress Saloon in northwest Houston. Local faves Orange Is In is opening, which makes for a great double-bill. Another local act, The Mighty Orq, will be presenting a lot of new material at his CD release show at the Meridian Friday night (you’ll probably......