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Missed Connections really does have it all: creeps, midgets and hamsters.

Each week Houstonist checks out the Missed Connections on Craiglist. Here's a few that we found interesting. thats funny - m4w - 20 hey, i dont understand what the hell is wrong with you?! first of all you dump me for some ugly ass jobless loser, because i went out with my friends?! how the hell does that happen im hot, in great shape, and thats what you leave me for a fat, huge...

On Sundays, Houstonist runs opinion pieces relevant to life in Houston. The opinions expressed below are entirely those of the author. Ready for your big break? Willing to do anything to get some money, honey? Well, put on your knee pads and big, watery eyes and head over to the Marriott (near the Galleria, natch) between 9am and 6pm today. You'll get sixty seconds to share your big idea, sob story, cure for [insert disease]...

On Sundays, Houstonist runs opinion pieces relevant to life in Houston. The opinions expressed below are entirely those of the author. This Tuesday (November 7) is Election Day. This means only two more days of those terrible TV commercials – the ones with the booming voiceover and no discernable ties to reality. My opponent, Bob Smith, likes children. In fact, he likes them a lot. He may have eaten a child in his twenties while...

As we expected, many people on Craigslist this week were planning for Halloween. Super-fine lady at Hobby Lobby this afternoon I was at Hobby Lobby around 4:45 in Meyerland looking for Halloween costume materials when I saw you. You were one of the hottest women I have ever seen! I love those tight-fitting jeans and the tan top on that nice thin body. I don't know if you saw me (white guy in black...