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The beauty of Missed Connections is that so many are clearly total bullshit while others are endearing works of sincerity and a few make you wonder if they are true or not. Of course stalkers and way too many schlong shots freak us out. Speaking of, some guy wants to feed his hotdog to a JCI fan. When I Saw You, You Had Caught My Eye - 46 You were holding some trendy drink...

Christmas trees, though lovely, can be a real pain. You begin by knowing your tree purchase has helped decimate a forest somewhere. Tie it to the roof of your car and your paint gets scratched. Bring it in the house and needles drop everywhere. Get the ornaments unpacked, the tinsel untangled, the lights working — and when the tree is finally decorated, the whole thing is likely to tip over, smashing your cherished decorations to bits and setting your house on fire. (Which reminds us: Don't adorn your tree with lighted candles for a "traditional" look. You're asking for trouble.) In short, it's like a bad "Cathy" cartoon. Yes, we know that's redundant.

We never thought we'd say this, but if you weren't at the museum on Saturday night, where the hell where you?