Results tagged “vodka”

Dude, it's Friday. We don't know if it's the weather, the economy or what, but we're feeling Dude-like and so, today we're all about the White Russian, made the right way - not with powdered creamer. We have been league bowling for years, and we are still about the worst bowler on the planet, ever. Perhaps a few of these will improve our bowling fortunes, we may try that tactic next week. If nothing else, we'll be "entertaining" as always, or is that "dorky"? more ›

Happy Friday, Houston! It's like fall outside and we've had to struggle internally with the idea of playing hookey from work to soak up some fresh air. Last week, we tried our level best to get you to participate in ITALP and incorporate pirate-lingo into your football spectating. This week, we are shamelessly paying homage to boytoy seeking older bitches the illustrious University of Houston Cougar football team. Now, they were not "as" illustrious or beloved (this is "fickle-sports fans Houston", after all) prior to pulling off a win against OSU, in Stillwater - who happened to be ranked 5, BEFORE they lost to our un-ranked Coogs. We are on the hunt for a ticket for tomorrow's game (don't hurt yourself laughing at us, we are dead serious, here), should you know where we might purchase one, or more. more ›

Happy Halloween! Here at Houstonist, every day is Halloween (but, we don't play the Ministry song over and over) this cocktail is sure to be a smash at your Halloween Soiree, just don't get smashed, as we tell you, ad nauseum. You know our tired old line about not being a dumbass - and it's Halloween, so, that goes "double so". If you haven't purchased candy for the little goblins, it's likely on sale, just saying. Anyway, mix up a few of these, try not to give the cute little kiddo's a total fright - their parents kinda know where you live, and who hands out the half price marshmallow pumpkins. more ›